Friday, December 31, 2010

My New Year's Resolution? You're Soaking In It!

I was trying to decid on a New Year's Resolution for 2011 and finally I came up with something original and meaningful.  From now on, I am going to warmly approach every man and woman I know, saying to them, "Let us penetrate each other's eyes and allow what's within to rise up, breach the surface and become the tasseled core of our friendship."  It was about 4 AM when I created that brilliant concept and riding a wave of excitement, I ran to the door of my good next door neighbor.  Through shear adrenalin and a bad nasal congestion, I blurted out my Resolution Phrase to his disheveled and confused face.  His large fist came flying at my face the same moment I realized that the word "eyes" came out sounding like "thighs".
Latter that morning, while my beloved wife was tending to my wounds, she said to me "Why don't you make a blog instead?"  Actually, what she really said was "Why don't you visit your therapist anymore?" but I knew what she really meant.
So here it is, my very own BLOG!  I figured since I was hogging-up the shared blog my wife and I have with all my crap, it was time to make one of my own.  Mostly what you'll see here is a focus on my craft of illustration and many a self promotion of my projects. So here's to a bright shinny New Year of . . . well . . . uh . . . ME!
Sorry folks, I'm not as witty in my writing as my wife Katie.  Me draw, no right ... opps! I mean write.  Doggonit!  I can't even deliver bad jokes in typed form!
I know, I know, "Shaddup and draw sometn' Josh!".  Here ya go, jerks:


  1. josh! I look forward to a year full of your creativity on your blog~
    your loyal reader,

  2. I'm not sure about the Gloria Swanson reference, tho - perhaps you can explain?

  3. Thanks a bunch Betsy!

    Oops! I posted that Post a little too soon and then unposted it, hopefully before anyone noticed. Oh well. It helps if you've seen a certain film she starred in. I'm impressed you referenced her name!

  4. Brother did you really get punched in the face?!!!
    I think you are a great writer and I look forward to reading your blog. By the way you are witty. Love you

  5. No. I was just trying to be "funny".
    Thanks Sister!
    Love you